This is a story about a big fat elephant, whom today, had gotten a cool pair of shoe with wheels.
Unfortunately, the big fat elephant was wrong with capitals W-R-O-N-G. The moment she stood up, she fell flat on her big fat backside. She was so sure she will make the news headline on Sunday Times tomorrow, "Ground trembled at ECP by escaped big fat elephant"
She sat sadly on a stool and watched other aliens glided in front of her. She hate them all (not including her baby who is of course isn't an alien since she isn't one herself). She especially hate her mate the most, whom had been telling her to "make a V!", "Carry your feet!", "Glide forward!", "Carry your feet!" The big fat elephant wished she had her socks in her paw to stuff it inside her mate's mouth!
She tried again and again. She fell again and again. All her energy was used trying to get up from her falls. In the end, she let her mate used her cool shoe and opt for a two-wheels cycle.
But she isn't giving up yet. The shoe costs her mate $179, the least she can do is try again and lose the big fat backside.
Moral of the story is, When there's a will, there's a way!
Steady lah, BIG FAT ELEPHANT!
Unfortunately, the big fat elephant was wrong with capitals W-R-O-N-G. The moment she stood up, she fell flat on her big fat backside. She was so sure she will make the news headline on Sunday Times tomorrow, "Ground trembled at ECP by escaped big fat elephant"
She sat sadly on a stool and watched other aliens glided in front of her. She hate them all (not including her baby who is of course isn't an alien since she isn't one herself). She especially hate her mate the most, whom had been telling her to "make a V!", "Carry your feet!", "Glide forward!", "Carry your feet!" The big fat elephant wished she had her socks in her paw to stuff it inside her mate's mouth!
She tried again and again. She fell again and again. All her energy was used trying to get up from her falls. In the end, she let her mate used her cool shoe and opt for a two-wheels cycle.
But she isn't giving up yet. The shoe costs her mate $179, the least she can do is try again and lose the big fat backside.
Moral of the story is, When there's a will, there's a way!
Steady lah, BIG FAT ELEPHANT!
posted by Lynn | You wanna say something? 
7 Comments:
Muahahaha! "B.F.E"! :D
Aunty Lynn, did you go backwards instead of forward on your skates like Daddy did?
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Anonymous, at Sunday, August 27, 2006
waaahaaahaaaa lain kali practise kat bawah blok dulu!!!!
sakit tak bontot? hehehe
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shsuya, at Sunday, August 27, 2006
ajabbooboo... not only i fell backwards, i also fell forward, sideward, upside down and terkangkang semua! sekarang my kelengkang sakit rabak!
shsuya, ah today (sunday) we played kat bawah blok. Macam dah pandai sikit ah, tapi tetap tak tahu brake! Asik langgar tembok!
Bontot? Sib baik aku banyak babats boleh dunlop! Hahaha... Tapi tetap sakit ah :(
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Lynn, at Sunday, August 27, 2006
Don't give up Big Fat Elephant! As long as nobody come round to grab you and send you to the zoo or Timbuktu, keep practising. I am sure you can do it finally. Or at least learn the truth that big fat elephant and rollerblades just don't click...hee..hee.
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Yara, at Monday, August 28, 2006
wow! the blade looks COOL...
jatoh bangon jatoh bangon pon takpe nyah, janji jatoh n bangon GRACEFULLY.. sakit tolak tepi...khekhekhe..
aku ngah bayangkan gelagat ko lah nie...
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006
i cant skate to save my LIFe!!! wahahahahha...
by the way, ive written some great books for you to read!! highly recommended!!!
check it out!! :D
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Anonymous, at Saturday, September 02, 2006
At least you da try blading! I ni nak try tak terstart-start ;(
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mrs malique, at Sunday, September 03, 2006
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