This is a story about a big fat elephant, whom today, had gotten a cool pair of shoe with wheels.

The big fat elephant taught her baby girl to glide in a similar shoe last week and now her baby can glide gleefully to and fro without gliches. The big fat elephant thought, hmmm, since I can teach, I'm sure I can do it like a pro.

Unfortunately, the big fat elephant was wrong with capitals W-R-O-N-G. The moment she stood up, she fell flat on her big fat backside. She was so sure she will make the news headline on Sunday Times tomorrow, "Ground trembled at ECP by escaped big fat elephant"

She sat sadly on a stool and watched other aliens glided in front of her. She hate them all (not including her baby who is of course isn't an alien since she isn't one herself). She especially hate her mate the most, whom had been telling her to "make a V!", "Carry your feet!", "Glide forward!", "Carry your feet!" The big fat elephant wished she had her socks in her paw to stuff it inside her mate's mouth!

She tried again and again. She fell again and again. All her energy was used trying to get up from her falls. In the end, she let her mate used her cool shoe and opt for a two-wheels cycle.

But she isn't giving up yet. The shoe costs her mate $179, the least she can do is try again and lose the big fat backside.

Moral of the story is, When there's a will, there's a way!

Steady lah, BIG FAT ELEPHANT!