I've always loved JLo. She is so beautiful. I watched all her movies. Doesn't matter if the movie is not a box office hit. Doesn't matter if she has a big butt. Or even had a quite number of men. I just love to watch her. Every part of her :D

So, yesterday, armed with her beautiful picture, I made my way to my hairstylist heehee.

Me : Hey, Joz. I want to have the same hair colour as hers *pointing to JLo's hair*
Joz : This one ah?!! You sure ah?!! Very bright, you know. I thought you don't like so bright colour?
Me : Aiyah, I like leh. How much ah like that?
Joz : You want to cut also right?
Me : Yup.
Joz : Now got promotion. Hair spa and cut only $40. Hair spa without promotion is $50 excluding haircut.
Me : Hmmm...
Joz : Colour $88, highlight $48.
Me : Hmmm...
Joz : So total $176. Ok? I'll mix the colour for you now.
Me : Eh wait! Wait!!! My hair so short also $176 meh?
Joz : Long hair more expensive. I gave you short hair price already.
Me : Hmmm...

While I was deep in thoughts, the shampoo girl got busy. Is it worth to pay that amount for the amount of hair I have? Do I want to part with that amount of money? Should I? Should I? But I love JLo's hair. I want! I want!

Joz : Hey, so how? Set ah?
Me : Hmmm...
Joz : Aiyah... don't hmmm hmmm leh. I think you very rich you know.
Me : You siao ah. If I rich, I go to David Gan, hor!
Joz : Don't pretend. Ok ok I mix the colour for you now.
Me : Eh, wait leh. I haven't decide.
Joz : Aiyoh, you very auntie. (Where did I hear that before?)

Calculate. Calculate.

Me : Joz, ok lah. I think do colour only lah. No need highlight.
Joz : Sure ah? Then it won't be the same as the picture you know.
Me : Hmmm... Never mind lor *sad*

Verdict? I become BeLo. Not JLo.