I may be lazy. I may yell now and then. I may show my tantrum by banging the pots and utensils. I may not wake up to say bye to my husband when he leaves for work in the morning. I will disturb him at work and tell him all sorts of petty things on the phone. I will spend most of his money because it's practically mine.

But I always do the things that he expects me to do.

And he calls me OBEDIENT. Me. I. Am. Obedient.

Yay.

I wonder what I'll get for being one...?

PS. If only my mom knows, she'll vomit.